Egad! Peasants, I'm off to Ann Arbor to help those struggling Wolverines of Rich Rodriguez. They've decided to change the fight song, since "Hail to the Victors" doesn't quite fit. I have the perfect suggestion for the 2008 Wolverines. How about that classic Beatles tune "I'm A Loser"? Harrumph!

Rodriguez may not know how to win in maize and blue, but Jeff McNamee can get it done. He's our lucky winner this week after picking a perfect card. So the $100 will be on the way. We wanted to get Vernon Davis to deliver it, but Mike Singletary hasn't let him leave the 49ers' lockerroom yet. Kaff-kaff!

Until Saturday, peasants.