Egad! Peasants, I was waiting in line for some supplies badly needed at Hoople World Headquarters the other day. I was getting impatient until I realized - Egad! I have nothing to complain about. Golden Gopher fans have been waiting for their football team to score against Iowa for two years! Harrumph!

The waiting will be over soon for our lucky winner. Jeff Maury of Janesville gets the $100 prize for finishing first. Stephanie Itzen of Cedar Falls was runner-up.

As for me, I'm healing from bumps and bruises I received when I was knocked down by the crowd jumping off the Chicago Bears' bandwagon. Kaff-kaff!

Until Friday, peasants.