Sunday, February 24, 2008 6:15 AM CST
I wanna be a superdelegate
Dennis Clayson
Suzie: Mommy ... Mommy! When I grow up I wanna be a superdelegate!
Mom: A what?
Suzie: I wanna be a superdelegate. A superdelegate is a ...
Mom: You are very precocious little girl, but I know what a superdelegate is, honey. I am an intelligent, free-thinking, unbelievably aware and extraordinarily compassionate liberal woman. But sweetheart, I thought you would grow up to be a doctor, a lawyer, a professor of gender studies or even the acme of all human aspirations, a social activist.
Suzie: But Mommy, a superdelegate is more important than any of those.
They are so important that they have a "right" to switch "allegiance" from one candidate to another. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds very important.
Mom: Come over here, Suzie, and sit by on my knee while I explain to you what a superdelegate is.
In 1968, the Democrats had a convention in Chicago. The young people, who were full of righteous indignation and the highest ethical motivations, held a peaceful rally in the streets of Chicago. This peaceful and loving demonstration was met by the Nazi police, who were controlled by the Chicago Democratic machine.
The convention was so divided that Richard Nixon became the next president. Do you know who Nixon was?
Suzie: Yes, Mommy. He was the devil. After his death, his evil spirit entered into the body of Vice President Cheney.
Mom: That’s right. Well, the party leaders were upset, so they gave more power to the people. This left some Democrats believing that the party leaders and elected politicians didn’t have enough power, which is very bad because power is necessary to make sure that the government can help everyone. So the superdelegate rule was started after 1980. Its purpose was to give power back to active politicians.
Suzie: And it worked ... didn’t it, Mommy?
Mom: Well, it depends. The superdelegates only make up approximately one-fifth of the total number of delegates. So it works best in close elections when the people can’t decide who should be the next president.
Suzie: So if the people aren’t able to decide, the powerful people get to decide. That’s why I want to be a superdelegate. But Mommy, don’t Democrats believe in democracy?
Mom: This is hard to explain, but let me try. The government is supposed to take care of all of us, but sometimes the people don’t know what is best for them. Sometimes, those of us who are smarter, like you and me, need to override the ignorance of the people. This is for their own good, of course.
Suzie: I saw on TV that the superdelegates also get a lot of money. Is that right?
Mom: I don’t know what you were watching, because the media isn’t supposed to talk about things like that unless they are talking about Republicans; but yes, a superdelegate can demand a lot from candidates.
So far, the superdelegates have received close to a million dollars from Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton sources.
Suzie: Does that mean that if I were a superdelegate, my vote could be bought?
Mom: Absolutely not! It may look that way. A study by the Center for Responsive Politics has found that campaign contributions are a reliable predictor of whose side a superdelegate will take, but anyone who would say such a thing can’t be trusted.
Suzie: So the superdelegates don’t really decide anything?
Mom: Well, no. I mean ... they could, but they will always be fair. A political scientist at the University of Virginia said, and I hope that if you don’t grow up to be a professor of gender studies, or a professor of journalism, that you would, at least, become a professor of political science; well, this professor said, "Only the limits of human creativity could restrict the ways in which Obama and Clinton will try to be helpful to superdelegates."
Suzie: Then if I were a superdelegate, would they be helpful to me also?
Mom: Yes, they could promise you all sorts of things, but they would never do that. They could give you some money, but it wouldn’t be much.
Suzie: But Mommy, what could I buy with the money they would give me?
Mommy: Not much, Suzie ... just the next president of the United States.
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cross1242 wrote on Feb 24, 2008 12:06 PM:
Prof. Clayson recites the history of the creation of superdelegates in the Democratic Party. However, he, somehow, neglects to mention that Republicans have their superdelegates too.
Oops.
Prof. Clayson opines that, “The government is supposed to take care of all of us, but sometimes the people don’t know what is best for them.” However, the political parties are not “government.” (They try to influence government by each trying organizing the most disciplined vote-getters.)
Oops.
Prof. Clayson seems to make the case that delegates to the party’s national convention should be strictly on a one-man one-vote basis. But, it’s not and, as far as I know, never has been for either party. The Democratic Party awards bonus delegates to states that vote Democratic and the more Democratic a state is, the more bonus delegates the state gets. Awarding bonus delegates is a clear violation of one-man one-vote. It is also particularly prejudicial to states that regularly vote Republican. However, the Republican Party also awards bonus delegates at its convention to those that regularly vote Republican.
Oops.
Prof. Clayson points out that the Democratic superdelegates often get big campaign contributions. On that, Prof. Clayson is off target. By definition, ALL superdelegates are in the business of either getting elected themselves or members of their party. And that also solicit money from lobbyists. “Money is mother’s milk in politics.” Until we get public financing of elections, politicians are going to be trying to get money from anywhere they can. And, by the way, Republicans are politicians too. Therefore, I’d be very surprised if Republican superdelegates aren’t receiving campaign contributions too. It’s not illegal and Republicans are not immune to “You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours” mentality.
Oops.
Of course, it seems really odd to complain about the Democratic Party having superdelegates since the superdelegates have NEVER made a difference in the candidate nominated. And, there’s no reason to think they will this time especially since the national chair of the Democratic Party has publicly stated that he isn’t going to let the nominee be decided behind closed doors by the superdelegates. So, one is tempted to say, “So what” to Prof. Clayson’s concern about improving democracy in the Democratic Party. And, it’s worthy of note that the superdelegates to the Republican National Conventions have never determined the outcome of the candidate races for the Republican Party either.
Oops.
Of course, the detail oriented will note that the Republican delegates only include 13% superdelegates while the Democratic superdelegates included 40% superdelegates. To that, I would point out to the Republicans that their objection to superdelegates doesn’t seem to be to superdelegates as a principle but just to the relative numbers.
Oops.
Say what you will about superdelegates, and public pseudo-explanations that they exist so the party Pooh-Bahs can decide close contests that is NOT the real reason. The real reason is so that the Pooh-Bahs of both parties don’t have to suffer the indignity of having to run for one of the delegate positions and failing to get elected.
I conclude by saying that I am shocked, SHOCKED I say, that Prof. Clayson finds fault only with the Democratic Party and not with the Republican Party for doing the same thing. By doing so, he injures his reputation for equanimity in his treatment of Republicans and Democrats. But, I shall bear up with that realization.
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